Giants Postgame Recap And Laps: The Giants Give Their Fans A Free Medium Soda And Nothing To Cheer For In Another Embarrassing Loss

That sound you heard at the end of my video was my kids screaming in horror like I was lighting the house on fire instead of dumping a soda on my head. Clearly their souls haven't been totally destroyed by this shitty football franchise. I swear to God though, Jake Fromm, Daniel Jones, or anybody other than Mike fucking Glennon better be starting a quarterback for the Giants next week or else I am suing John Mara for the team and every dollar he has robbed from us since 2012.