If Loving Tanlines & Drindls Are Wrong Than I Sure As Hell Do Not Want To Be Right

On this episode of Tea Time I was asked 2 very simple questions that I had to give legit responses to. The first was would I rather go vegan for the rest of my life or never have sex again. Now THAT is an interesting question to be asked off-guard. Obviously off the top of your head you gotta go with be vegan due to the fact that never having sex again would absolutely SUCK, but then you really think about it and the idea of never having a tasty burger or steak can get to you. I'd like to think I made the right choice there on account of simply food a hell of a lot more than I have sex and there's no 2 ways around that. Hell, even Steven Tyler (maybe) eats more meals than sex! I'm just playing the odds with that one.

And secondly we got into the kinks which I easily responded tanlines & drindls. Now why tanlines and drindls you may ask? The answer to that question is because they're friggen awesome. Tanlines are clearly more of a classic one as many folks around here love those, but the drindls? That's one that I think are quite specific to myself. They're just FANTASTIC. Maybe it's just my underlying desire to ever go to Oktoberfest or maybe it's other things, though by gawd do I love drindls. I mean just think of the St. Pauli girl...how could the St. Pauli girl NOT BE your dream girl?

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As iconic as it gets. Peace, love, drindls.