Friendly Reminder ... Freeform's 25 Days Of Christmas Schedule SUCKS ASS

It's 3pm on a Wednesday and Rico Blog$co is looking for another topic to make the pen hit the paper (ie- hands hit the keyboard). I look to the trending section of Twitter, and find that FreeForm has released it's 25 Days Of Christmas schedule. 

To find the full heaping pile of shit that will be gracing your televisions see here : Full Schedule

Every year one way or the other I find this schedule on a social media platform and am upset and angry at just how shitty it is year after year. 

"You're being unfair ! " , "It's great ! Shut up Rico ! " 

I strongly doubt that any person with a brain could possibly defend this trash as a great lineup. 

Let's divide some of the programming  into categories of shit ... which is what it is 

Shit You Never Heard Of Before 

Holiday in Handcuffs, The Mistle-tones, Prancer Returns, Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic, Unaccompanied Minors, Snow 2: Brain Freeze, Snowglobe,  The Star (2017), Disney and Pixar's Toy Story That Time Forgot, Arthur Christmas, Call Me Claus, and  Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

Shitty Sequels You Don't Care About 

Home Alone 3, Jingle All the Way 2, The Santa Clause 2, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House and Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

Old As Shit, But Makes You Feel Good 

Disney's A Christmas Carol , Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town, Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Little Drummer Boy (1968), andIt's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

Shit That I'm Sure Someone Reading Likes But I Haven't Seen 

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Daddy's Home 2, and Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Shit That Begs the Question ... Is This Really A Christmas Movie ? 

Disney and Pixar's Toy Story, and Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 2,  Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 3 and Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 4

Shit You Will Watch 

The Santa Clause

Shit You Really Want To Watch 

Jingle All the Way, Home Alone, and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Let's face it ... the categories of shit you don't care about or no about should never be longer than the shit you wanna watch. Especially with 25 days of programming. This schedule sucks out loud, and I think people need to be made aware of how crappy it is. 

Where is It's A Wonderful Life? Where is Bad Santa (at 10pm start when most people's kids go to bed obviously)? Elf? 

So many others I'm sure I am forgetting but I think you get the point. Trash upon trash. Someone needs to fix this. 

Last thought, 

I strongly believe a network who buys into creating a 25 Days Of Christmas programming schedule but centered around sitcom Christmas episodes would be genius. Imagine sitting down one night scrolling the tv and you get the Fresh Prince Episode with Boyz 2 Men singing in Church, or an Everybody Loves Raymond Christmas episode etc. No rhyme or reason needed for decades or schedule, just keep pumping out Christmas episodes of sitcoms. I am certain it's better than the crap Freeform is putting on. 

Am I right or wrong? @Return_of_RB