Dirk Nowitzki Used To Rock Out To Counting Crows' 'Mr. Jones' At The Foul Line

Dirk, you lovable Aryan you. Is there any more of a whitebread song to sing at the foulline than Mr. Jones*? Maybe Two Princesses by the Spin Doctors, but, hey, whatever works. I’d love to see the look on, say, JR Smith when Dirk’s singing at the line. It would be a straight stare through the soul.

*August And Everything After is an A+, phenomenal album. From Round Here to Omaha to Anna Begins To A Murder Of One the entire thing is the certified tits.