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Barcelona Introduced Xavi As Its New Manager The Only Correct Way - Blasting 'Another One Bites The Dust' Through The Stadium

I have no idea how this happened, but it's absolutely hilarious. I don't care if Xavi is a legend playing at Barcelona. You have to laugh at the fact 'Another One Bites The Dust' is blaring over the stadium strictly for the fact Barcelona is on its 3rd manager since the start of 2020 after Ernesto Valverde was fired in early January. Quique Setein lasted 8 months with no titles. Ronald Koeman lasted 14 months with just 1 trophy. They had an interim coach in there too. Not exactly Barcelona standards, who are dealing with financial problems too. So sure you may have won by getting Xavi back, but this can't be a good sign. You don't want to hear that song in the stadium as you get ready to introduce him. Comedic for sure, but if I was a fan I'd be freaking out a bit. Like Jersey Jerry, I believe in signs. This just ruined the Xavi experience before it even started. 

I'm trying to think what songs would be the worst to hear if you're getting ready to be introduced as a coach. I know Barcelona is a whole different animal who expects to win everything. But 'We Are The Champions' is up there too. I don't want THAT lofty of expectations in year 1. Give me some time to figure shit out here. Vince McMahon's 'No Chance in Hell' is up there too. Similar to 'Another One Bites the Dust' I just assume I'd walk out to Vince McMahon screaming I'm fired. No thank you. 

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I just want to know how this even happens. I like to think the PA guy REALLY hated the hire. No idea why, but just has a vendetta against Xavi. That'll show him.