Derek Carr's Hair Is Breaking My Brain

Let me be clear, this isn't coming from a Bald who is jealous of a hair haver. I shave my head by choice because having anything longer than 2 weeks growth drives me crazy. But whenever I've seen Derek Carr's hair while he is on the sideline looking at his Microsoft Surface, which is the official sideline technology provider of the NFL©, I legitimately tilt my head like a pooch extremely confused about what the hell is going on.

I'm not even saying Carr's hair is bad either. I'm just saying when I look at it, my feeble brain starts to leak out of my ears a little bit. Why? I don't know. But there is clearly something amiss and it's ruining the viewing experience for this game (JK, this game is soooooo fucking gross all on its own).