Ben Simmons Needs To Be Traded To The Wolves ASAP So A-Rod Can Teach Him How To Shoot The Damn Ball

There have been plenty of rumors of Ben Simmons to the Wolves. It makes all the sense in the world now. New owner A-Rod can shoot. I'm not talking chucking a couple shots and they happen to go in. Oh no. A-Rod has form. He can actually shoot the ball. Unlike Ben Simmons he doesn't pass up layups either. A-Rod wouldn't be scared of *checks notes again* Trae Young at the rim in a playoff elimination game. Nope. A-Rod would jump off the right foot and lay that baby up. 

I do love the tucked in shirt. That's how you know A-Rod means business. You know Colin Cowherd would eat that up too. I'm surprised we haven't heard him rant about tucked in shirts like a backwards hat. Not to mention, high socks are the only correct thing to wear when playing basketball. Not a fan of ankle socks. Nope. High socks only. But they gotta be the correct height. Can't be wearing knee highs out there. 

Credit to A-Rod for knowing his limits and strengths too. Layup right to a corner three. That's a man who believes in analytics. Everyone knows the corner three is where you live. If only Simmons had a corner three. He doesn't even need to shoot anywhere else. Just a few corner threes and he'd be fine. Then again, this is the lasting image. 

Juan Ocampo. Getty Images.

Everyone in awe that's how an All-Star shoots the ball. 

Still one of the funniest quotes out there. 

Next video needs to be Ant and A-Rod getting some shots up together. Maybe a little 1-on-1. Edwards just confused out of his mind who is guarding him. All I know is if I'm Ben Simmons, I'm begging to go to Minnesota. You can't learn from anyone else but A-Rod.