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Disney Weirdos Want Disney World To Ban "Raunchy" Couples Shirts

 

NY Post - Angry Disney fans are calling for the Mouse House to ban inappropriate garb after a couple was photographed wearing sexually suggestive T-shirts at Disney World.

Over the weekend, fans posted a photo of a couple wearing matching shirts, that riffed on Disney’s “D” calligraphy. One shirt read, “I wanted the D,” while the other said “I gave her the D.” The non-family friendly shirts, which are sold on Etsy and Amazon, caused a firestorm on Twitter.

“D is for Don’t,” tweeted Sam Carter, a former Disney creative designer, who posted a photo of the couple with clown emojis superimposed over their faces.

One fan replied, “If they banned these shirts from ever being allowed in a Disney park again I wouldn’t be mad.”

Meanwhile, another wrote: “D is for discomfort.” “Kind of tacky to bring to a theme park,” added another fan.

Oh boo hoo, you Disney weirdo freaks. What, two consenting, sex-positive adults can't stroll around the Magic Kingdom expressing their love for one another? Hey news flash you Disney virgins- people fuck. And not just that, everyone in Disney movies fuck too. That's pretty much the entire premise of every Disney cartoon- the prince looking for the princess to pulverize, or often times, vice versa. I mean Ariel was legitimately so horny she gave up her voice for a *chance* to go to pound town with Prince Eric. Aladdin was horny af. Nala basically risked death to get that Simba D. And so on and so forth. The data don't lie- nobody is hornier than Disney characters. So are we really going to shame this couple for walking around boasting about how they bump uglies? If you ask me, it's a beautiful message they're sending. This ain't 1950 anymore, people sleep in the same bed. In fact, I've heard rumors about

 

Disney font generator don't miss. We should put that on shirt. 

So the moral of the story is, hey, if you're fuckin, let the people know. Plus, we're talking about DISNEY WORLD. Have you been there? It's all gross people. Never seen more fats on scooters in my god damn life. All you do at Disney World is 1) walk around sweating, and 2) stand in line. That's it. Most overrated place on the planet.