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King Juan Carlos Of Spain Was Injected With Female Horse Hormones Because "His Sex Drive Was A Danger To The State"

A former police chief has claimed that Spain’s disgraced and exiled king, Juan Carlos, was injected with female hormones by the Spanish Secret Service because his sex drive was seen as a danger to the state.

José Manuel Villarejo, a former police commissioner, is on trial for blackmail and corruption, and made the allegation during a parliamentary hearing.

He added: “They took everything away from him, he couldn’t be with a woman or anything.”

The 70-year-old former police officer denied having any involvement in the effort to manage Juan Carlos’s sex drive, saying he learnt the news from Corinna Larsen, a former lover of the ex-monarch.

Spanish media has been reporting for weeks that Spain’s ruling class are fearful of Villarejo’s trial and what he might reveal

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I don't even really have much to add to this headline, but it needs attention. How much fucking can threaten the ENTIRE COUNTRY of Spain. Spain is a big place. The King has no real legislative power and yet they had to give him female horse hormones to temper his horse cock. That is the type of story that you want out there even if it is completely false. The guy has been drowning in women since the 1970s when his wife stopped sharing a bedroom with him. He's allegedly got women in Dubai. Women in Germany. Women everywhere. He's Senor World Wide

It's just so funny think of a Spanish situation room. The Prime Minister, the cabinet, key members of parliament, all just sitting around a table brainstorming solutions for the King's dick. A matter of national security. Spain has been completely broke, they almost split into two countries, they have many issues...but none bigger than the King's insatiable need to fuck this German woman

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That's allegedly his number 1. So addicted to her that they shot him up with female horse hormones. All hail the King