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Ranking The Best Type Of Coke

This has nothing to do with Coke but Mcdonalds really needs to go back to the old nuggets. The new ones are saggy and I think jerry is right it is the breading. The four options of Coke are: Fountain, Plastic bottle, can, glass bottle and the Millenial fountain. 

#5 - Millenial Fountain 

If you don't know what this is, it's the touch screen nonsense where they have like over 50 options all in one machine which is just ludicrous. They are all mixed together in one machine and when you intertwine those hoses and different flavors you are putting your taste buds through hell. It is more watery and this is what happens when you get to fancy with shit. 

#4- Plastic Bottle 

The Plastic bottle they just gave up on. It tastes like 2nd avenue in Manhattan. I am the only one talking about it but 2nd avenue has the worst coke of all time. They must not believe in bubbles over there because every thing is flat as a bag. It legit tastes different and it's not their fault it's just that humans are so shot they can only handle plastic drinks because they don't want to break anything. I also think we need different cup holders for glass products. The world needs to respect glass more. 

#3- Can 

The Can sometimes you can get a bad batch but sometimes it does hit different. Aluminum honestly just scares me I don't know how you can go from a pipe to a can. 

#2 - Fountain 

McDonalds is the premium one but they lose money on their fountain drinks because they go above and beyond on their syrup. They have different syrup than everyone and it shows. You also can't be a moron and put your cup under the fountain right away because it will be a little watery. Let it run for a second and you'll get the best of it. I really think it is close to number one. 

#1- Glass Bottle 

When you have a long day pop open the top of a glass coke it hits so different. There is a reason why you need to use a can open because you have to work for greatness. You don't just get to order this on a whim it comes with special occasions and the condensation running down the side is a beautiful sight.