I Promise This Is A Real Headline: Kesha Is Becoming A Paranormal Hunter, Claims She Once Had 'Sexy Time' With A Ghost

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[Page Six] - “Conjuring Kesha,” reportedly its working title, will manifest in six hourlong episodes next year, in “cinematic, hands-on paranormal” fashion, according to the series’ description.

The 34-year-old pop star called the project a “creepy bucket list” opportunity for the paranormal enthusiast, who once claimed to have had “sexy time” with a ghost.

Of course, Kesha knows her spirit stuff — intimately, as the self-styled spectrosexual (that’s someone who is attracted to phantoms) once claimed that her 2012 single “Supernatural” was inspired by a real life sexual encounter with a specter.

“I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural,” she said at the time. “I don’t know his name — he was a ghost! I’m very open to it. There are so many weird topics on this record, from having sexy time with a ghost to getting hypnotized and going into past lives.”

I kept waiting for some sort of lame October joke here and it just didn't come. Much like ghosts during sexy time, I assume. Not sure how a ghost could unleash some cum, they are ghosts. That's here nor there, well, it kind of is I guess. Listen, Kesha puts out jams after jams after jams. That's not a secret. If you haven't bopped around to a Kesha song, you're simply lying. She's got bangers. 

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You get the point. But now we're mixing in fucking ghosts? I think I'm more attracted to her now. It doesn't make sense, but you can't deny that sort of crazy. I'm not even an anti-ghost person. I fully believe there are ghosts wandering around this world. I don't believe people have sex with ghosts though. Just don't see how it works and I say this as a father so I've correctly had sex once. That said, it's October I fully expect there to be ghost porn on page 1 of PornHub.

This is for real old school fans of the site but what if Kesha had sex with the ghost that Big Cat tried to buy? That's one way to make the price go up.

What sucks is I know, I KNOW, I'm going to end up watching one episode of this. What happens if Kesha runs into the ghost she had sex with? Awkward. Wonder if they remember each other. Shit, I watch(ed) The Challenge, Real World, Road Rules all that good stuff. I live for those awkward moments on camera. If that happens, I can't miss it. I need to see Kesha serenade him with the song about him. 

I apologize for all the ghost sex talk, but be honest. You're thinking about it now too.