'I Am Weed' - Machine Gun Kelly's Unbelievable One-Liner The Moment He First Met Megan Fox, Before 'Disappearing Like A Ninja'

[GQ] - MGK and Fox say they really met for the first time in 2020 on the set of the action flick Midnight In The Switchgrass, but they actually met briefly a few years before that, introduced at a GQ party in LA. ‘This weird thing happened,’ says Fox. ‘We didn’t see each other.’ She looks at him. ‘Do you remember [seeing] my face?’

‘That’s what’s crazy,’ he says, ‘I don’t. I don’t remember your face.’

‘I don’t remember your face... And I definitely would have remembered his face,’ she continues. ‘I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, “You smell like weed.” He looked down at me and he was like, “I am weed.” Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb.’ 

Fox has a theory: ‘I think we weren’t allowed to see each other yet. We weren’t supposed to run into each other that night, so our souls, our spirit guides, were luring us away from each other, because you literally had no face, like that thing from Spirited Away. It is hard to see his face in general, but really he had no face that night.’ She turns to him. ‘Thank God, [because] what torture had I known you were there and I couldn’t get to you. It was better that I didn’t know.

I can't stop laughing at this, mostly because I'm just picturing Vincent Chase's 'I am Queens Boulevard.' It's basically the same exact thing here. 

Celebrities live completely different lives than us. Imagine you saying to someone 'I am weed.' That person would call you insane and never talk to you again. It works 0 outta 0 times if you're a regular ass dude. But MGK? He can say it and disappear like a ninja in a smokebomb because he's MGK. I find it unfair, frankly. I'd love to say things like that but I know my limits. Think about a hangover, your significant other saying 'you smell like beer.' I am beer. Would love to drop that and more importantly disappear. 

I still can't believe what Machine Gun Kelly turned into. I remember when I first heard about him as the rapper from Cleveland. Now he's the dude who spent 2020 dating Kate Beckinsale, Sommer Ray and Megan Fox. THAT'S NOT BAD. And listen, I get there's something crazy here. I get that Megan Fox talking about how they weren't supposed to meet and the spiritual guides sounds fucking insane. But whatever Megan Fox says, it's hard not to agree with. This is Megan Fox we're talking about, an all-time legend of the game. 

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