Marshawn Lynch Has Been Named The First Ever Chief Brand Ambassador For The NFL Players Association And Should Become The First Ever Ambassador For Humanity

And so begins Marshawn Lynch's ascent to the ambassador stage of his life, which took far too long if you ask me. Marshawn would've been the head honcho for all sorts of brand ambassdoring (if that's a word) the minute he came up with the brand Beast Mode, which remains the greatest brand name I've ever heard. The man could've been the chief ambassador for Cal, the Seahwks, and obviously Applebees.

Is it the decor or the ambiance remains the great unanswered question til this day

The reason I'm bummed this didn't happen sooner is I long have believed that Marshawn would be the perfect ambassador for mankind when aliens inevitably are ready to publicly meet humans. The Rock would obviously be my first choice. But if The Great One is too busy working out to meet them or considered too much of a high risk target since he is President of the United States, Best Mode is locked in squarely at number 2 on my human ambassador depth chart out of the other roughly 8 billion people on Earth. 

He can get his ambassador feet wet by helping other football players get their mentals and chicken right. Then once those feet are pruney from getting so wet, he can ascend to the next level of ambassadorhood (if that's a word) because a man like this is truly destined to do great things that are bigger than sports, as #somethings are.