We Have No Choice But To Shut Down The Company After South Carolina Boom Roasted Us In Its Hype Video For Kentucky

Oh no. Now I'm real scared. South Carolina decided to use its entire hype video because I called their stadium annoying. Shane Beamer is so worried about fans and the screaming bird he may have forgotten to game plan against Chris Rodriguez, Wan'Dale Robinson and Will Levis. I'm shaking I tell ya, shaking. Then again when you're South Carolina and finished behind Kentucky in SEC East standings 5 of the last 6 years, I'd be trying to win on Twitter too. I just can't get over the fact they used Counter Chair Sports. How will we ever recover? That's up there with Barfstool. It's so bad that I actually respect it. 

I'll say this. For every South Carolina fan in my mentions and DM's this week saying how irrelevant it is and how no one read the blog, uh, this proves otherwise. Your football program cared so much about it the entire hype video, begging you to be loud, is all because of me. You're welcome. I was able to provide some life into the fanbase. 

We had a good run here at Barstool. From the paper to what we are currently. Just no way to recover from Counter Chair Sports. Got us good, Cocks. Got us good. See you tomorrow. 

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