LSU Kicker Signed With Velveeta

These NIL deals are getting pretty crazy. Cade York signed a deal with Velveeta Mac and Cheese and is going for the "Boldest" angle and this is a recipe for disaster. Call me old-fashioned but I want my kickers treated like a death row inmate. Locked up solitary, no interaction with the outside world, zero distractions, all he looks forward to is getting trotted out to kick then back in the sensory deprivation chamber. You cant have him blinged up pushing mac and cheese and acting boldly. 

You are a kicker, you know what happens when you do anything besides kick and look like a non-athletic regular person (narp)? People chirp you the second you miss a kick. This guy is going to inevitably miss a kick and get creamed with mac and cheese while walking to class one day. It's inevitable. I am all about getting the bag for student-athletes, but Velveeta mac and cheese is asking to be fucked with. In my opinion, kickers should only sign NIL deals with the blandest shit like bottled water or adult diapers. Do you know what happens to flashy kickers? They end up like Aguayo. Do you know who are successful kickers? The ones you don't know their name. The most well-known non-disgraced kicker is Rodrigo Blakenship because he wears rec specs. He's cool because he just keeps his head down and kicks. I am probably getting way too worked up about something so inconsequential. Cade York, you do you but just know whether you make a game-winner or miss someones going to throw mac and cheese on you.