This Video On How To Cheat At The Gas Pump Is The Biggest Malarkey On The Internet

Get the fuck out of my face with this. Let's get right to the point here. Pumping gas is a sport. That's just a fact. If you don't hit an exact number on try 1, you lost. Better be ready to fit another 98 cents into that tank to get to a solid number. Nobody puts in a random number. Nobody ever puts in like $32.13 of gas. This saying is completely overused but that's a legit psychopath move. I don't know one person who refuses to leave the pump without it being a right number. Honestly, I prefer to keep it that way. This even counts for those weirdos in Jersey who don't pump their own gas. 

What's even more of a sport? When you are broke as shit and playing the game of needing gas without spending too much money. We've all been there at some point. You look at your bank account, you see the car on E and start wondering how much you need until Friday rolls around and the paycheck hits. You want to feel alive? You want to feel accomplished? You start pumping gas, watching that money ticker go up getting close to the $10 limit. You slow down as it hits $9.60, 9.70 and so on. Then it happens. $9.95, 9.96, 9.97. You start to stop, slowly hitting it waiting to see those magical numbers appear together. $10.00. Bam, you made it to Friday. You hit $10.01? Well guess what? You fucked up and you have to live with that shame. 

I just refuse to believe there are people in the world who don't make everything a competition. Driving? I'm racing someone whether they know it or not. Going through the airport? I'm racing the person next to me at security to get to the gate. Shopping? It's all about picking the right cashier. This cheat code video eliminates that for pumping gas and that is malarkey.