A's Outfielder 'Laser' Ramon Laureano Has Been Popped For PEDs And Suspended 80 Games, But Of Course He Has No Idea How They Got In His Body

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Little Friday news dump coming at ya as 'Laser' Ramon Laureano has been suspended 80 games for PED use. Oh no Dallas. It's the year 2021 and somehow people are still trying to get away with steroids. How they could possibly think they won't get caught is beyond me, but what a massive blow for the A's as they begin a two month stretch to try and hang onto a Wild Card spot in the AL. Good thing they went out and got Marte, huh? 

Of course Laureano says he never had any intention of taking the steroid and that this is all a simple accident.

Like clockwork with this shit you always get a statement just like that one denying any wrong doing. You know what you're putting in your body come on now dude just own up to it. Also this isn't a steroid you can find in contaminated food, this bad boy comes via injection into the muscle. 

I just want to know if these throws were real. Feel like I'm in a romantic movie where the girl finds out the guy was hiding something. WAS IT REAL LASER OR WERE YOU A LIAR THIS WHOLE TIME!!