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This Spanish TV Personality Losing His Shit And Ranting About Messi Leaving Barcelona Is The Definition Of Electric

Meet Cristobal Soria, who is now my favorite soccer talking head in the world. I didn't know how much I need to start watching him and subtitles. Just an absolutely electric rant about Messi leaving Barcelona. I don't even know where he was going with it, but this image sums it up perfectly. 

What great barbarity. Perfect. We don't get shit like that over here in the US. We get rants and stuff sure. But nothing like this. Typically it's the same old, same old about super teams which tends to be wrong anyways. We need personalities like old Cristobal here who was 50/50 on even being alive when this video ended. I really thought we were going to see a heart attack on TV. Even better is everyone else on this show. 

'There goes fucking Cristobal again.' At least that's what their faces are saying here. And a quick A+ to the production crew here. The camera angles, the panning in and out, the music. That's exactly how it's done. Just add to the drama and really let the world knows this man means business.  

And in a separate tweet, how about this dude crying? 

Fucking European soccer man. Nothing like it in the world.