Of Course Eagles WR DeVonta Smith Is Hurt Already

Stop it, God. Just...stop it. We've been and are going through enough already. I don't care if it's a "sprain" and the real Smitty in town is "Week To Week".  With the recent history of this training staff it could be a quick a slippery slope to a full amputation above the knee and out for life. We don't want this. We don't need this. We don't deserve this. Small conciliation the dude Dave Portnoy once fired believe's the injury is no cause for concern: 

We shall see. But, hey, at least we can hang our hats on stuff like last year's 1st round draft pick at WR came into camp ready to avenge his potential "Bust" status: 

Hey, it's early. Too early. So let's just listen to First Time, Long Time with myself and Rone hammering down that it's early. We'll hang up and listen. Go Birds.