There Is Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Putting Ketchup On A Hot Dog

Where did all this ketchup slander come from?!?!?!?!?!? I feel like my entire life has been a lie except it wasn’t a lie at all, everyone just forgot where they came from. They forgot their roots. They forgot what it’s like to enjoy a delicious hot dog on a hot summer day with just the perfect amount of ketchup on it. All that extra shit is for the birds and mustard is gross. 

I just don’t know where this drastic swing in society happened? I lived my entire life with everyone around me agreeing a hot dog and ketchup went together like peanut butter and jelly and then all of a sudden I woke up one day and people were calling me a psychopath and a serial killer for putting ketchup on my hot dog. What the fuck is going on?! I’m still bamboozled by it to this day. I’m not one to toot my own horn but incredible analogy by me in that LTB video. As a kid I was taught in school that Christopher Columbus was a hero for finding America and then all of a sudden I woke up one day and he was one of the most evil disgusting human beings that ever existed. Blame it on the education system I guess but i will never apologize for liking ketchup on my hot dog. 

I’m all for everyone enjoying their hot dog as they please. I’ve dabbled in a chilli and cheese dog and I have no qualms with it. I’m not a fan of mustard but if you wanna put mustard on your hot dog god bless you. I just want to be able to enjoy my hot dog the way I want to enjoy my hot dog and you should too.