Someone Stole Falcons Kicker Younghoe Koo's Jeep And The Man Just Wants His Damn Cleats Back So He Can Go Kick

Now what the fuck is this, Atlanta? Younghoe Koo is a Falcon, you can't be stealing his Jeep AND cleats. You gotta let the man get out there and practice, because, well, he's your lone hope right now to get points on the board. Not like you can have Matt Ryan just chuck it up to Julio Jones and have him get tackled right before he scores. This is everyone's biggest fear, especially if you're a golfer. I, like most, tend to leave my clubs in the truck of my car. If someone steals my car please go get an oil change first and please take my clubs out of the trunk. Now the difference is i suck at golf and Younghoe Koo is a great kicker. He can't be out there buying new cleats, once you find a pair that you love you gotta stick with them. Honestly, I'm just glad to know that an All-Pro kicker lives like the rest of us by leaving his shit in his car and that's what he's worried about. The Jeep? He can go buy a new one. The cleats? Guess what everyone is going to blame when he misses his first field goal of the season. 

The biggest shock here is Koo parks his car outside? Not even a car port or anything? Come on man, I'm a blogger and even I have a garage. I know Atlanta weather tends to stay nice and all, but you can't be a professional athlete just parking outside like that. Splurge for a nicer parking area and that apartment complex, you can afford it. Then again, if I were a kicker I'd plant this story. Get ahead of any bad misses and just blame it on not having your original cleats. The city of Atlanta will turn on that person who stole the car so fast. 

PS: How about the Falcons team account not putting this on blast? Help your guy out. This is why you blow 28-3 leads.