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Last Weekend A Bunch Of Models Walked Down The Runway Wearing Nothing But Tape For "Swim Week" In Miami

I don't really do IG. I suck ass at it. As far as I'm concerned, it's only use for me is to promote the podcasts I host and to creep backwards to January of 2019 in IG models' picture feeds before I go to sleep each night. That's how I stumbled upon Miami's "Swim Week"  Black Tape Project. I was clicking through the IG story of Summer Soderstrom who was one of the impossibly hot models getting taped up and walking down the runway in the name of showing off how impossibly hot she is art:

Catch my drift? It was smokebomb after smokebomb walking down some aisle wearing nothing but tape over their ummmm... private parts. Here she is with the (I think) the "artist" who was in charge of taping these girls up:

Arun Nevader. Getty Images.

That lucky, lucky man. 

You may also remember Antje Utgaard gracing The Stool in years past. She took part too:

Antje's as impossibly hot as she always was:

Then I stumbled upon a few newcomers. Here's some girl named Natalie who, like the other girls, is impossibly hot:

And then we get to Kary Ramos. Kary Ramos is impossibly hot:

There were dozens of other models that joined. I'm sure you internet perverts in the comment are well versed in creeping on IG models on the internet too, so feel free to search #BlackTapeProject on twitter and IG to stumble upon the rest of the models that decided to walk the runways in nothin but shiny electrical tape.