Can I Interest You In A Video Game That's Pretty Much Super Smash Bros But With Current And Old School Nickelodeon Characters?

OK, I'll admit when I saw this trailer I dismissed it initially since I'm a washed up parent that hasn't watched Nickelodeon since Snick was a thing and I only turn it on these days to get my kids to shut the hell up for a few minutes. But I was all in after seeing characters like Powdered Toast Man, that skinny bitch from Ahhhh Real Monsters, and a couple of Ninja Turtles tickle my nostalgic funny bone since it means we have a rare game that an Old like me can play with the Youngs like MRags who don't remember what a Gateway computer is and even my actual kids, who are now playing some Roblox shit that makes no fucking sense to my out of touch brain.

Don't get me wrong, I'll still be mashing the shit out of buttons with no clue what's going on in this Nick game because that's what I've been doing in Smash for years. But being able to play with some of my favorite old school characters back when life was easy and chalk it up as quality family time seems like a dream to me. All I'm asking is that Nick embraces my generation by adding Marc Summers or at the very least the giant nose from the Double Dare obstacle course that tripped everyone up as a DLC character along with Olmec, Quail Man, and Alex Mack (who was my biggest crush as a kid) along with fights on the Aggro Crag, one of those stupid Nick Arcade stages that were impossible to win, and the Hey Dude ranch. Fuck it, throw in a couple of pups from the Paw Patrol, Mr. Grouper from Bubble Guppies, the mailbox from Blue's Clues, and even that Baby Shark dickhead just to get the lil ones that my generation is currently raising excited and you have my $59.99.