A Proper Italy Vs. England Preview Featuring Players Wives And Girlfriends

Today is the day. 3 pm Eastern time the Italians take on England on their home turf at Wembley Stadium.

Up until today, the greatest event that has ever taken place at Wembley was in 2000 when Oasis blew the fucking doors off the place. 

That changes today.

Two countries, totally ravaged by Covid (Italy especially) face off in a match that serves as respite just as much as entertainment for two fanbases that desperately need it.

England hasn't played in a tournament final since 1966's World Cup. 1966. 

That final also just so happened to be played at Wembley so its safe to say that the British stink unless they're playing on their home turf. 

Right now Italy is +235 which is preposterous. Or it shows just how insanely degenerate of gamblers the English are to push the money line so high.

England comes into this match having won 11 of their last 12 matches, with the one draw against Scotland in group stage play. They knocked off Denmark in extra time earlier this week to qualify for the final.

Italy is just as hot, having won 14 in a row. They beat Spin 4-2 in penalty kicks to get here.

Italy is also 11-8-8 all-time against England.

I'm no soccer expert so not going to try to be one getting into all the X's and O's and how I see this match unfolding, lets just get to the important part that everybody came here for.

The WAGs.

ITALY

Two things to know about the Italian guys. Most of them go by one name. And all of them have blazing, melt your face off, chicks.

Midfielder Verratti is engaged to this model Jessica Aidi.

Striker Ciro Immobile is married to Jessica Melena

Forward Federico Chiesa is dating Benedetta Quagli

Goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma is engaged to Alessia Elefante

Midfield Locatelli is dating Thessa Lacovich

Defender Emerson Palmieri is dating Thaiany Xavier

Superstar Jorginho is dating famous singer Catherine Harding

Forward Lorenzo Insigne is married to Genoveffa Darone

Midfielder Nicoloo Barella is married to Federica Schievenin

Defender Giovanni Di Lorenzo is dating Clarissa Franchi

Italy's captain, Giorgio Chiellini is married to Carolina Bonistalli

ENGLAND

Captain and striker Harry Kane is married to with Kate

Midfielder Raheem Sterling is engaged to Paige Milian

Center back Harry Maguire is engaged to Fern Hawkins

Goalkeeper Jordan Pickford is engaged to Megan Davison

Defender Kieran Trippier is married to Charlotte Trippier

Defender Kyle Walker is engaged to Annie Kilner

Midfielder Luke Shaw is dating Anouska Santos

Midfielder Conor Coady is married to wife Amie

Defender Reece James is dating Mia McClenaghan

Defender John Stones is dating Olivia Naylor

Midfielder Kalvin Phillips is dating Ashleigh Behan

Midfielder Phil Foden is dating Rebecca Cooke

Midfielder Declan Rice is dating Lauren Fryer

Drop links to their side pieces in the comments.

FORZA AZZURRI!!!