Congratulations to the Morons Execs At Twitter For Reaching An Alltime Low With Their Stock Price

NY POST – Twitter is all about characters, but these two characters did more damage to the stock than any scathing hashtag could. Instead of Twitter’s Interim CEO and co-founder Jack Dorsey and CFO Anthony Noto taking a victory lap after posting much better-than-expected numbers and raising the company’s full-year sales guidance Tuesday — sending its stock up more than 12 percent in early after-hours trading — they trashed the joint. By the time the interim leader and CFO got on the earnings call with analysts, their unusually harsh comments about the company whipsawed the stock down 13 percent later in the same after-hours session. Dorsey’s behavior is even odder because he — in full bohemian beard — had just profusely praised Twitter’s direction and products on June 12 when announcing the leadership change. Or is there something else going on here? One theory as to why executives would talk down their company is that the conduct of Dorsey and Noto almost seemed to be driven by the desire to knock down the stock so as to get options packages later on based on the depressed share price.Or maybe to put the stock on hold until Dorsey executes his IPO plans for Square, of which he is also CEO.

Oh hells no! Hey Twitter don’t make me watchdog this shit. I already got enough on my plate with deflategate. The last thing I need is to have some corrupt CEO’s ruining my entire stock portfiolio. FUCK NO. I’m about to go Michael Douglas falling down blog style.  I swear to god I’ll watchdog these guys asses so hard they’ll wish I never bought 30% of all Twitter stock. And yo I don’t half ass my investigative journalism either. Oh no. I’ll be all up in your asshole  I’ll be in your trash. I’ll haunt your dreams. I’ll shave that fucking ridiculous beard right of Dorsey’s smug ass face. I don’t have time for this shit. Nobody fucks with my money. Bought this crap at 52 and it’s now 29? FUCK NO. Fix this shit. I don’t care if the company is growing or not. Tell fucking people it’s growing. If you bad mouth the company again I’m coming for your ass. I’m watching you. You’ve been warned.