Microsoft Is Changing The Blue Screen Of Death Into Some Pussy Little Black Screen Of Sadness In Windows 11

The Verge- Microsoft is changing its famous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) to black in Windows 11. The software giant started testing its new design changes in a Windows 11 preview earlier this week, but the Black Screen of Death isn’t fully enabled yet. The Verge understands Microsoft will be switching to a Black Screen of Death for Windows 11, matching the new black logon and shutdown screens.

Out of all the things Bill Gates has been accused of recently by the internet, this is BY FAR the most damaging. How are you going to change one of the most terrifying things you can see on your computer to this?

That is wayyyyyyy too normal of a screen to show that your computer may have just kicked the bucket. That sad face should be reserved for if your internet is down, not for if you are out hundreds if not thousands of dollars because your motherboard just got buttfucked to hell. 

Your computer's death sentence also shouldn't look exactly like the power up and power down screen. You need it to have a unique color along with a bunch of code that makes no fucking sense for normal humans like myself so you know shit has really hit the fan, which instantly causes you to feel that pit in your stomach because your computer (or even worse, you family's computer) has been absolutely gutted by a virus you mistakenly picked up while downloading porn on Limewire.

Just seeing that evil screen with that haunting blue hue has me ready to puke. That is the type of reaction you should feel as one of the most important things in your life dies, not some cutesy smiling face sitting on a screen that you see every time you turn on and turn off your computer. The mere thought of the Blue Screen Of Death is the only thing that would cause me not to act completely reckless on the internet back when I had a PC. Even this silly son of a bitch delivering the news that your computer is DOA is better than that frowny face.

Be better Microsoft, for the hardcore gamers and outdated corporations that actually still use Windows computers.