The Steve Ballmer Double Dick Grab Is A Move That Will Go Down In Infamy

I don’t use the word “obscene” that often. Mostly because I don’t view the world through the eyes of Helen Lovejoy. But good Lord Ballmer, what the hell was that? Chris Paul did just flop, another obscene gesture I might add, so maybe he was paying homage to the original nut-tapper? I think that has to be his reasoning here otherwise he’s the biggest sicko these eyes hath ever lain eyes upon. What a violent act of hand-eye coordination in broad artificial daylight. He’s lucky he’s an eccentric billionaire otherwise they’d bury him under Guantanamo for that.