Baseball Fans Have Returned To The Ballparks And Last Night They Celebrated By Chugging Beers Out Of Shoes All Across This Great Country Of Ours
Hey bitch boy covid, last night should serve as a notice to you and the rest of your fuckface virus friends that humanity isn't just going to roll over after the last year of shit. June 25th will no longer be known as National Bring Your Dog To Work Day but as the day the country declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!
It should still be known as National Bring Your Dog To Work Day and if you forgot to do so yesterday, you should bring your good boy/girl on Monday
We may catch a few cases of Athlete's Mouth along the way but that isn't going to stop humans from doing gross shit in the name of fun. The most beautiful part of all this is that the movement is not just in the Northeast with Red Sox and Mets fans doing this savagery but also in the heartland of America during the College World Series. Considering the great job that Brandon Walker, Mintzy, Carl, Big T, and everyone else are doing to #GrowTheGame, I imagine we will be seeing people chugging beer out of shoes in Major League stadiums, Minor League stadiums, and even in Little League stadiums from sea to shining sea all summer long. Humanity has never been more #BACK then they are right now.
Also, this may come off as me being biased but I think the Mets fan clearly won those videos. Not just because he drank multiple beers but because he drank them out of multiple shoes and closed it out with a Yeezy. So for anybody looking to take the shoe chugging crown, the bar has officially been set by this King of Queens.
P.S. In full disclosure, I once chugged a beer out of my buddy's shoe while absolutely smashed at my 25th birthday party. Pretty sure I swallowed a toenail fragment as well. Just a reminder for everyone out there just how fucking gross that is as well as to remember safety first! #BarstoolConfessions