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Cricket Dude Unloads On A Pitch To The Parking Lot.... Promptly Shatters His Own Car Window And Gets Mocked On The Field

I really hope this dude isn't married. You think his wife he just hit a six or whatever it's called? I'm not going to pretend to know cricket, but I know marriage. That dude is FUCKED if he's married. Imagine going home after you just left your wife and kids to play a game. You're all excited to tell her how you won (I have no idea if they won, because, again it's cricket). Then she sees the window smashed. Good luck buddy. Your day, week, month and year just got ruined. Might have to retire from playing the sport on the spot there. 

Do think this is a dream and nightmare all combined here. I'll think of this like baseball. Feel like as a kid you have two dreams when it comes to baseball. The first is the game-winning hit, preferably a home run, in Game 7 of the World Series bases loaded on a 3-2 count. We all did that in the backyard. Have your buddy who kinda sucks pitch to you, crank one over the trees that goes to the Daniels yard. The other one is tied into the same, but it's hitting a ball out of the park and crushing a window. I always remember going to practice and sometimes you'd be on the auxiliary field and it felt .. possible. I didn't have a shot because I was a small ass kid who relied on slap singles and stolen bases to keep my spot in the lineup, but the 4 hitter? He was going for the cars. The kid who hit puberty 9, he's the one who was swinging like Brady Anderson for the fences.

I assume that's the same for cricket. All I know is this sorry bloke just cost himself any enjoyable nights for quite some time. You think it matters it's an accident? Go smash out your car window and sees what happens. Laugh out loud by the umpire or ref. Cackling right in this poor dude's face as you can hear the smashing of the window. You gotta fight that guy if you're the player. Can't have someone mocking you mid-game even if cricket games last like 14 months.  Brutal picture.