Here's Surveillance Video Of That Pussy Hitchhiking Robot Getting Beaten Up By A Hero In A Randall Cunningham Jersey
GIZ – The hitchhiking robot known as hitchBOT was destroyed in Philadelphia over the weekend. And now we finally have footage of the jerk who did it. Vlogger Jesse Wellens posted the footage below to Snapchat. It shows a lone man in a sports jersey repeatedly kicking hitchBOT.
Cue the fake Internet outrage from the nation. “Philly being scumbag Philly yet again! Did you know they threw snowballs at Santa Clause in the ’60’s? Just in case you haven’t let us remind you for the trillionth time.” Do people actually care about this tin can getting American History X’d on the street? Grow up. The damn thing was sent out to be cared for by complete strangers around the world. Something was bound to happen. I’m not saying the robot was a size 6 and deserved it, but BitchBot had it coming.
I hate to admit it but this thing getting randomly curbstomped in Old City by a white male in a Randall Cunningham jersey during Summer is an Eagles chant in a Wawa parking lot away from being the most Philly thing ever.