Turns Out That Outrageous Baseball Cheating Twitter Thread From Yesterday Was Complete Fugazi

Hahahah what a tweet. I mean the hell was that? I swear reading that I felt like we were back watching the Reds game and Spaeder was about to drop an "I sincerely apologize to all of those impacted — it should not have happened, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame." I'll never not laugh at the image of Thom Brennaman.

Welp, turns out the outrageous baseball Twitter thread which WSD blogged yesterday that clearly held zero water has turned out to be pure fugazi. You mean to tell me the Royals cheating to win the World Series based on zero facts didn't happen? Aaron Judge cheating in 2017 because he hit better at Yankee Stadium than on the road was false? Adrian Beltre having a buddy in the stands wave a shirt for off speed pitches never happened? You don't say? Here are all the baseless allegations that were unleashed to the public yesterday with virtually nothing to back them aside from hearsay. 

According to our local village idiot WSD, legacies are about to be tarnished. Get ready!

I have a feeling this is going to snowball into another huge story. Legacies might be tarnished in the end. I also know for a fact that other media outlets have been sitting on the Beltre shit waiting to drop it right as soon as he was about to get inducted into the HOF as soon as he's on the ballot.

Go back in your cave you buffoon, and leave Adrian Beltre the fuck alone. 

P.S. Credit to WSD for announcing he's having Spaeder on his podcast a full hour after his apology! That's some Bob Nightengale level stuff right there. 

Ryan's gonna hop on the show with us next week to tell us everything he knows. I'm gonna hold a gun to his head and make sure of it. Kidding, but it's gonna be a doozy. But for now, take everything he says to heart. Anyone with a brain knows that baseball is a dirty, dirty fucking game. I have vetted his info through everyone I know, and they all confirmed everything he said.

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