A New Mexico Mayoral Candidate Had His Speech Interrupted By A Flying Dildo On A Drone

The Guardian- A New Mexico sheriff who is running for mayor of Albuquerque was interrupted at a campaign event by a flying drone with a sex toy attached to it and a man who called him a “tyrant” while swinging his fist. The campaign group for the Bernalillo county sheriff, Manuel Gonzales, said the Democrat was unharmed and “will not be intimidated”.

A sheriff’s office report said the owner of the event centre grabbed the device and that a 20-year-old, Kaelan Ashby Dreyer, also tried to grab it. The report said Dreyer then turned his attention to Gonzales, swinging his fist and calling him a tyrant. A deputy wrote that Dreyer punched Gonzales’ hands and was then removed from the event.

Gonzales said at a news conference on Wednesday he believed Dreyer was with several companions and spotted someone standing on the other side of a fence who he believes was flying the drone. “It became so distracting from the sound and everything I couldn’t really get my point across,” Gonzales said.

Talk about your all-time backfire by whoever organized this little stunt. This may surprise you guys, but I know very little about the political races of New Mexico. However, Sheriff Gonzales would have my attention if not my vote if I lived in The Land of Heisenberg. Being able to focus on a speech to potential voters as a flying foot long black dildo basically pounds you in the face while some hyena cackles shows next level concentration and devotion to get shit done. 

Sure, if Gonzo had said "There's my opponent flying in the air that will figuratively fuck you and literally fuck your wife without saying a word to either of you" he may have landed a few laughs and maybe even some new supporters for being quick on his feet. But a Sheriff can't be fighting his wars in the mud. He has to stick to the issues at hand, even if that means ignoring the massive plastic fake cock buzzing around his head.

Also if Gonzales wins the election, this guy NEEDS to be in his cabinet or secret service or whatever type of office the mayor can give to someone:

Dildos and drones are two things I refuse to ever touch. Dildos because you never know who did what with it before it appeared in front of your face and drones because I saw what happened to my coworker/Latvian brother Hank when he got too close to those blades that move WAY too fast.

That video was taken 7 years ago but midas whale have been 70 (Anybody who tries to correct that sentence owes me a lap Coach Judge style)

But this dude throwing his hand into the line of fire for a mayoral candidate tells me he's as ride or die as they get. There needs to be a way to get someone like that on the taxpayers' payroll.