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Hero Flight Attendant Saves Plane From Alleged Attempted Hijacking

I genuinely love receiving news straight from the source like this. No slant, no fluff, just the facts live from the scene. What happened here? They done hogtied the hijacker and emergency landed a flight from LA to Nashville. The videos and the pictures set the scene. Bare bones, boots on the sky reporting.

I can’t imagine how hard its been to be a flight attendant the past year. It’s already a tough job because you deal exclusively with people trapped in a tube speeding through the skies. Mostly because people, largely, fucking stink. Now you’ve got dickheads like this dickhead allegedly attempting to hijack a flight and getting stonewalled immediately by this legend. He’s tied up like a hog and my man hit the Popeye’s worker pose. Not because the plane he was working on was just involved in an attempted jacking, but because he knows his work day just got substantially longer due to the emergency landing. He’s still gotta get to that final destination. Probably has to fill out dozens if not hundreds of pages of paperwork because of this. Attempting to highjack a plane is already an all time asshole move, but you make someone else do PAPERWORK *and* take twice as many flights then need be you should be thrown out the plane mid-flight. That feels like the only true and fair solution here. A hogtying and subsequent jail time feels like a slap on the wrist in comparison to the crime here. I don’t think anyone would be opposed to ejecto-seats launching these lunatics straight into the cosmos.