Introducing The Newest Captain Of The Blade Gang
Summer is here. The weather is beautiful. Maybe you're thinking to yourself that it's a good time to take advantage of a hot summer's day and take the blades out for a rip. Maybe you've played a little roller hockey in your day so you feel like a hot shot as your buzzing down the street in your Missions. That's all well and good and everything, just as long as you know that you're not shit compared to this weapon right here.
You see this chick rolling down the same block as you, it's time for you to find a new spot. There's a new sheriff in town and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. My only concern is if there's already an existing beef between roller bladers and roller skaters. Because if the skaters don't bang with the bladers and there's a turf war on the horizon, I just don't know how blade gang would hold up against this stallion. Our only chance of survival would be to send this legend into battle as our champion.
Either way, huge summer coming up for all the bladers out there. The boys and girls are going to be shredding so hard for the next few months. Time to get merch'd up in the official uniform.