There Was An All Out Brawl At A Dallas Strip Club Over The Weekend

There's two (2) things and only two (2) things I care about in this video in the slightest:

1. This security guard

The Giants offensive line puts up a better fight than this. Absolutely the least efficient securing you've ever witnessed on either side of the Mississippi. I can't even give him the excuse that he had the pandemic year off and hasn't bounced in a while because per my understanding Texas never once acknowledged the pandemic at any point in time. Memorial Day Weekend you need your top men out on that field and this guy just isn't cutting the mustard. He should be put on waivers by Flag Day and outright released before the big Fourth of July matchup. 

2. 

For all these fight videos that have been coming out in recent weeks I really have to call out the shoddy camera work across the board. No one has any sense of framing anymore and it's sad. You see a star like this you put her in the foreground of the entire goddamn video. I don't care if you have to shuffle a few feet to the right, that's what the great cinematographers do when the perfect shot is sitting there waiting to be captured. Buddy didn't even record the fight well enough in the first place, only one clean punch landed for the entire 35 seconds. Just scattered chaos and meandering security guards while Rick James serenades us in the background. 

Oh, let me guess it's fake is that what you're going to tell me? Well, guess what, bucko: