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Barack Obama Admitted There Are Aliens But He's Not Allowed To Tell Us About Them

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Blue ME - Barack Obama says there are things he "can't tell" people about aliens.

The former US President has hinted that he knows about extraterrestrial life but is unable to reveal any information to the public.

Speaking during an appearance on 'The Late Late Show with James Corden', Obama said: "When it comes to aliens, there's some things I just can't tell you on air."

The 59-year-old politician did reveal that he asked if there was a secret lab he needed to know about that was hiding alien information when he entered the White House in 2009.

Obama explained: "When I came into office, I asked, is there the lab somewhere where we're keeping the alien specimens and spaceship?

"They did a little bit of research and the answer is no, but what is true and I'm actually being serious here, is there are, there's footage and records of objects in the skies that we don't know exactly what they are.

Obama added that investigations are being conducted into these sightings, but there is "nothing to report" at the moment.

 

It's every day now. Every single day we learn more and more about the government's knowledge of aliens. And to be honest, I think this is the most damming of all. Even more than the Pentagon's acknowledgement of them. 

Why? 

Because we all remember the Academy Award winning movies "National Treasure" and "National Treasure 2", correct? And in those films, they talk about what they call "The President's Book" which is filled with all the intelligence and secrets behind the moon landing, the JFK assassination, Vietnam, 9/11, you name it, it's got it. But most of all, it has the truth behind aliens. I know they know. I fully believe we have aliens running around at Area 51. I think we breed them, we observe them, we breed them with humans, we genetically alter them, we run tests and experiments on them, everything. We probably are friendly with some alien life forms, and possibly in intergalactic war with others. Seriously. I think this goes so much higher up than we can even imagine. Why else do you think every president leaves the White House looking so disheveled? They have to deal with alien wars before lunch, and they aren't allowed to tell ANYONE because if they do they risk the entire universe exploding. Like, even the worst presidents ever, the guys you wouldn't trust to hold your baby or change a lightbulb, they know better than to spill the beans. They can joke about it later like Barry O did here, but they cannot say a single thing if they don't want to be blown to smithereens by an alien army 50,000 light years away.

I could talk about this stuff forever. Especially what I believe happens at Area 51. Like, is this normal? To think there is all sorts of wild shit going on out there? Aliens and dinosaurs and time bending technology? We're just pawns in the game, little ants on the radar in the grand scheme of things. Remember "Ender's Game"? That's the real stuff. We just go to our dumb little jobs every day because they need something for us to do in between life and death. 

And don't get me started on things like "if Bezos wanted to solve world hunger tomorrow, he could". Yes, I agree it's awful there is hunger and poverty and all of that. But there HAS to be a reason they simply don't fix it. There has to be. A reason way bigger than we know. It's all just so fascinating to me.

All we can do now is buy a shirt.