Some Poor Fool Just Tried To Break Into Derrick Lewis' Car

Oh man. It ain't often you come out of a break-in feeling more sorry for the robbers than the victim, but I think this may be one of those cases! It's like in 'Don't Breathe' when nobody realizes the blindo was a fucking lunatic murderer....

Buddy just had no idea what he was getting himself into! 

Imagine turning around as you're trying to get into that car and getting hit with THIS….

Lewis even showed off his bruised knuckles on his IG Story….

Gotta love how he had to clarify TWICE that the guy was okay, because everyone's initial response is, "DID YOU KILL THAT MAN WITH A PUNCH?!"

Good lesson for the kids out there - don't break into cars. You never know when you're gonna break into the wrong.

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