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Last Night On 60 Minutes, Marco Rubio Said "UFO's Pose A Serious Threat To National Security And Can No Longer Be Laughed Off By Lawmakers"

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Senator Marco Rubio has warned that UFOs pose a serious threat to national security and can no longer be laughed off by lawmakers.

As anticipation builds about the release of a Department of Defense report into unidentified aerial phenomena sightings by military personnel next month, Rubio told 60 Minutes the threat needed to be taken seriously. 

Rubio said the possibility that drones or aircraft from a rival military power - or from another civilization - were entering US airspace without permission should be getting more attention and resources.   

'I want us to take it seriously and have a process to take it seriously,' Rubio told 60 Minutes. 

'I want us to have a process to analyze the data every time it comes in. That there be a place where this is cataloged and constantly analyzed, until we get some answers.'

'Maybe it has a very simple answer. Maybe it doesn't.'

In December, while he was acting head of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Rubio called for Pentagon reports into the unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP) to be declassified.

You're telling me that's the best camera we have for our armed forces? Fuck outta here

Now I'm on the record as saying aliens need to shit or get off the pot; that they need to either obliterate the planet or assimilate with one of our cultures, preferably the American one, so we can get on with gettin' on. Cut the foreplay bullshit. It's tiring. We're all sick and dadgum tired of the "U" part in UFO. Just identify these little gnats and get rid of the mystery behind them. It's the year 2021. We should have the tech to do this by now. 

Back to Rubio's quote - I agree with him, yo. I dunno why, but I do. I have been all in on the "tell us what the fuck you know about aliens" train for a couple of years now and if you've listened to Joe Rogan's interview with Bob Lazar, you would be all in too. If you don't know who Bob Lazar is, he's a dude who claims he worked at a facility just south of Area 51 and saw aliens, alien aircraft, gravity producing reactors, and knew the gov't was working with "element 115", which at the time didn't exist or hadn't been discovered "yet". He said it was fucked up that the government was hiding this information from the public and decided to publicize it himself and when he did that, his entire history was wiped out. The government acted as if he everything he said was total bullshit, from his story to his education history. 

Some people laugh at him, some people believe him, but whichever side you're on, his story is CRAZY nonetheless. It's just either a crazy fictional story or a crazy non-fiction story. Either he's the best liar of all time or he's legit. His entire story was told on Joe Rogan's podcast a few years back:

If you have 2+ hours to carve out today, watch this interview - you won't regret it. But the point that remains is this - SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT ALIENS. I don't know what else to say. There's just way too much gray area and it's pissing me off and it should piss you off too. And as for the government? Just tell us what you know. Enough tickling our nut sacks, we're sick and flippin' tired of all the grainy ass videos that come out every few months of UFOs zipping around the country's coasts. If they don't decide to do that, then I expect those alien assholes to walk up to us and shake our hands…I know we don't do that anymore because of this fucking pandemic, but it'd be a nice way to get in the ins with us so you can later stab us in the back, annihilate us, then take our planet and its natural resources as yours. 

Oh, and GTFO with the acronym "UAP" too, by the way. It will ALWAYS be UFO. If it's not broken, don't fix it.