Travis Barker Invested In A New Candle That Smells Like Kourtney Kardashian's C** (Orgasm)
It was just a couple weeks ago when Travis Barker got Kourtney Kardashian's name tattooed on him. I didn't think much of it, as there isn't much in the world that isn't tattooed on Travis. And between Travis and Kourtney and MGK and Megan Fox, we are in a no holds barred renaissance of absolute wild PDA. And this is only the stuff they share, like her deep throating his fingers
And them casually hanging out on the beach like completely normal people.
And now, the candle that apparently smells like her…I don't even want to say it…
Adorable!!!!! Nothing screams love like the smell of burning cum. Now, as someone who has never witnessed a female orgasm (and let's be honest- do they even exist? Pretty sure they are like unicorns or the moon landing), I have no frame of reference on if they smell good or bad. But what I do know is it says "bougie parfume" at the bottom which I assume means this candle is similar to caviar- rich people like it, and us poors think it sucks.
Will this candle be mass produced? Impossible to say. But for now, I'm just glad Travis can always have Kourtney's smell even when she's out of town. That's love, baby. That's love.
And while you're here, check out the new "Aliens Exist" shirt line. Just a couple aliens living the good life.
Look how god damn happy he is.
