Bam Adebayo Describes Udonis Haslem The Only Possible Way A Human Can, 'This Motherfucker Is Crazy'

There needs to be a rule in place here. Udonis Haslem is only allowed to retire when Pat Riley retires and he takes over the Heat. Skip the whole coaching gig and just let him sit up in the rafters like Sting on WCW Nitro. Let him patrol the game from there and if there's the slightest bit of a scuffle he'll just zipline on down and throw hands. 

Now listen, Bam is by no means a small individual. He's by no means a soft individual. He's fucking tough and would beat you and me up together if he pleases. He's even on Haslem's good side. They are teammates and friends, which seems like the spot you want to be if you ever come across Udonis Haslem. Yet he even knows that Udonis is a crazy motherfucker. You can see it in his eyes. He's not lying. This is just a pure look at what Bam thinks of Haslem. 

Personally, I'm just upset we didn't get more shit talking. 

There's no one left like Udonis. A dude who has lasted with one team as an undrafted free agent since 2003. The only other team he's played for professionally and outside the state of Florida in his life is a French team for a year. I still can't get over his high school team being coached by Frank Martin and had a guy named Steve Blake at the starting point guard spot. Three guys who will are always willing to throw hands. Love the thought of Spo using Udonis strictly as a goon a la John Chaney (RIP) in the playoffs.