SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY: I Am Looking For Upcoming Weddings To Crash
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!!! (I'm actually being serious)
So before a couple of weeks ago I had never been to a wedding. I've always wanted to go to enjoy the beverages, food, and good times, but none of my friends are even engaged yet so I was out of luck. I started throwing this idea around on radio in the Summer/Fall of 2019 and actually started getting some invites in the mail for the spring of 2020. As we all know Coronavirus hit and those were of course not possible to attend. Luckily our friend Ramsey was getting married outside of Atlanta recently while I was in town and I spontaneously was invited and attended. It was AWESOME. Here is the review from the groom at my first wedding! I'm confident I'm a good time!
You can read about that experience below. The people were great. The drinks were swell. The food was scrumptious. Fantastic times were had & there were no complaints on my end!
In fact I had such a good time that I need more weddings. I need to feed the beast…so much so that I am beginning to start a Wedding Crashers series here at work. The idea is simply to attend the weddings & document the night much like I did at my very first wedding. Obviously the main thing here would be for the bride & parents to be happy to have me…the LAST THING I want to do with my life is ruin someone's wedding. It would pretty much just be me attending with one more person to document the night on our phones in real time. Outside of that all it'll be is good vibes, cutting up a rug, and enjoying what's (hopefully) going to be the best night of your life. Once again…I am 100% serious in attending!
SO if you're SERIOUSLY interested in me attending your upcoming please DM on Instagram at glennyballs or DM on Twitter at glenny_balls. Please let me know and THANK YOU in advance to any couples that are wonderful enough to let me attend their special day!
(Also I will dress way better than the first wedding I went to. That was on a whim & I did not pack correctly)