Finally, George Parros And The NHL Department Of Player Safety Hands Down A Suspension

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This fucking dickhead. 

I mean do you have any idea what amount of audacity it takes to hit Shayne Gostisbehere with a 2-game suspension after the absolute nightmare this fucking clown just created by botching the Tom Wilson situation? There is going to be a bloodbath in New York tonight and this son of a bitch has the nerve to act like the DoPS now all of a sudden has the ability to actually suspend guys for crossing the line. 

And I'll be perfectly fair and balanced here. This was a dirtbag move from Ghost. 

I'll also be totally fair and balanced by saying that Mark Friedman has to be a certified chode because there's not a single player on this Flyers roster who seems to like the guy, and he was a member of this organization for a few years up until just a couple months ago. Even Joel Farabee went out of his way to unload a fist into his face last night. 

I'm not saying that Friedman deserved that shot from Ghost. But it's also abundantly clear that they all hate his guts. So I get it. And if you want to suspend Shayne Gostisbehere for that hit? Whatever. I honestly don't care because at this point, I hate the Flyers more than anybody in Pittsburgh could ever attempt to hate them. 

But to hand down this suspension the day after you have the entire hockey world up in arms about the Wilson incident is wild. And it just further proves how wildly inconsistent and how drastically underqualified George Parros is to do this job. Need a clown nose shirt for that bozo by the end of the day. 

@JordieBarstool