How To Be Rich 101: Chad Ochocinco Paid Someone On Twitter $1,000 To Pick Him Up And Take Him To Starbucks In Jacksonville

Ochocinco is no stranger to overpaying for shit. He's a notorious great tipper, typically using something from his playing days to tip. Now he's doing it with a random fan. The man was hanging out in Jacksonville over the weekend for the UFC fights and just needed some coffee. We've all been there. You play the game of how much would you pay for a certain type of food or drink in that moment. Now, I'm not sure if Ocho is aware of all the apps you can use to get food and drinks delivered to you, it's easy and convenient, but he decided $1,000 was an appropriate amount. He put it on Twitter, so you know it's real. What happens next? Oh just a classic best friends Starbucks run. 

An absolute no-brainer for this guy. Shit, I'd do it. Ocho, next time you're in Cincinnati and need a ride, I'm down. An hour or so out of the house, just listening to some music and a grand? Without hesitating I'm doing it. You want some Skyline coneys? I'll happily run down and pick you up to take you there. I'm not above being a chauffeur one time for a grand. Talk some soccer with Ocho. Ask him what he truly thinks of the Bengals and the NFL as a whole. Seems like a joy of a time. 

All I know is this is rich guy move 101. You have enough money to spend a grand on a $5 cup of coffee you do it? People helping people. When I get rich of the Barstool NFT I'm going to be the best/worst rich guy in the world.