Kinsey Wolanski Says She's Thankful For Streaking At The Champions League Because It Grew Her Platform .. Uh, Ya Think?

[Post] - “I definitely wasn’t prepared for what was to follow that game,” Wolanski said. “But going into it I was excited to push things to the limit and see where it would go as I love living life to the fullest!

“I’m very thankful for that experience as it grew my platform that I now have to share and connect with a wider audience across the world.”

You may know the name Kinsey Wolanski. Actually, you may better remember her in picture form: 

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A couple years ago when Tottenham had a bullshit handball in the box called on them - yeah, I'm not over it, so what? - Kinsey became a household image. This rocket ship streaking on the field to promote her boyfriend's porn site. That's what true love is all about. If you aren't with someone who would streak during the biggest soccer match of the year, you shouldn't be with them. You  deserve someone who looks like this and will do this. But with a move like this comes great responsibility.

She immediately got a bunch of followers - wonder why? Is that what I have to do to get to 100k? I'll debate doing it. She claims she wasn't prepared for what was following. How could a smoke not be prepared for a bunch of followers when her ass is on our TV? But don't worry! She figured it out! You see it was actually a blessing for her. She got to grow her platform, again I wonder why. It was a net positive for her - and really me, because, pageviews rule. 3.6 million Instagram followers don't hurt either.