The Travis Barker Victory Lap Rolls On

I don't know who Travis is trying to spite. I don't know who this victory lap is over or who is at home down so bad right now, but Travis has absolutely no shame in his game. He wants EVERYONE to know him and Kourtney have a "freshman year of college, fucking like bunnies" relationship right now. I mean his IG is basically an old school AIM away message if everyone in the world could see it. And he has one message- "Me and Kourtney FUCK".

Kid (45 years old) is so horny it's impressive. Which leads us to tonight, with the two love birds having casual relaxing day on the beach.

I'm not going to bonk Travis (though this is the 2nd result in Giphy for "bonk")

because I'm fascinated by where this is going. We've all seen it- two people getting hot and heavy in those early stages of the relationship only for it to crumble like a house of cards down the road. Remember Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande? This has that written all over it. I'm hoping not though! I hope they get married and have babies and live happily ever after. I really do! But I'm worried for ol' Travis- we've seen things like this too many times. Hope he doesn't get punked here. But for now, I hope he's enjoying the ride.