Are You A Sexy, Gothic, Cemetery Loving Raiders Fan In The Baltimore Area Looking For A New Home? I've Got Just The House!
Do you or someone you know LOVE gothic cemetery landscape and the Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders? Are you looking to move into the Baltimore area? Boy oh boy do I have a spot for you! For just $225,000 you can be the brand new owner of a 1 bed, 1 bath, gothic, Raiders, cemetery, haunted, creepy, yet loving house! Perfect for new home owners, tons of natural light, and only a short drive to Camden Yards and M&T Bank Stadium! Come check it out now! In all seriousness, this has is only 16 minutes away from me so I legit think I have to at least take a tour. Oh, and the relator also said theres about 25 mannequins in the house. Not a big deal!
Unfortunately we couldn't use any pictures from the actual website so you HAVE to click the link and scroll through them. I promise you it's a wild ride that you want to be on. The music adds such a nice touch too!
Here we have the living room, right when you walk in you are greeted by a lovely black and silver color scheme. Huge sports fan? I hope so because we have a Kenny Stabler, Jack Tatum, and Tim Brown signed jersey hanging right next to the door! We also have a ghoul(?) of some sort on the wall, a picture of a guillotine on the wall, a lovely life-sized casket in the corner, and check out the lazy boy! What a furniture set. Perfect for a night of cuddling on the couch watching that movie that Gabe played in The Office, or just a lazy Sunday watching the game with the boys!
The beautiful master bedroom comes equipped with mirrors literally all over. Hanging from the ceiling, on the side of the room, at all angles too. We also have the TV hanging there too, which I actually LOVE. If you can't get enough of the action going on around you, tune into the O's, hon. And look at that spiderweb staircase! To die for right?! No door, no problem, this opens right up to the living room for a lovely open air experience. Property Brothers would be proud of this one!
Love to cook? Well this kitchen is PERFECT for you! Matching color appliances, lovely tile floor, a back entrance into the backyard, and a lovely tone setting picture of Michael Myers! The perfect kitchen to host your killer dinner parties. I'm sure the food here is to die for.
In the mood for a Fight Club with the boys? Name me a better basement for it? This basement is fully equipped with two (2) recliners, a flat screen TV, and a back door that you can bring just about anything in. Fully carpeted too for those rug burns that you'll be sure to get when you're doing guy stuff with the dudes. Perfect man cave if you ask me! Would love to spend an afternoon down there watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.
Looking to host the perfect summer get together? Look no further! A full fenced in yard complete with a crypt shack, full cemetery bar, and even gravestones to really set the mood off! Cornhole with grandpa? It's like he never left. You even have a fire pit that may or may not be used as a cremation pit. Who's to say? Full garage back there too, this place has it all.
I'm telling you this place has it all! Sounds like a steal to me too. Not a bad price in a so-so neighborhood, but look at this place. What's not to love? I'm thinking about purchasing as a side home just as a place to go and cast spells a few nights a week, every guy needs a nice getaway like this! So again, if you're in the neighborhood and interested, make sure you stop by. And if gothic, Raiders, cemetery style isn't your look than maybe this isn't the place for you. I got a feeling this bad boy won't be on the market long at all! If you haven't, please go and check out the pictures, you do not want to miss out on this.
Seriously though, what a wild ass house. I would LOVE to sit down and talk to these people, just to see what went through their head. Or actually, maybe I don't. The no doors thing is strange, the mirrors all over the bedroom are even stranger. Why the death stuff? Why the guillotine in the living room? Why no Jerry Rice or Howie Long stuff? Where is Rich Gannon's jersey? If you haven't looked through the pictures it is a wild ride and I highly recommend it. Would love a Love It Or List It episode here because I'm sure those people have some thoughts about the interior decoration. Still looks like a lovely home for a newly wed couple if you ask me.