Having Your Buddy's Ex Text Him A Picture Of An Ultrasound Right After They Break Up While He's Tripping On Shrooms Should Be An Immediate Death Sentence

Here's the thing with the ANUS boys: their entire existence is a bit. They're so deep in the bit they don't know how to be genuine human beings anymore. They're so committed to posting and trolling online they've become faceless, soulless beings constantly visualizing their next victim. I'd go as far as to classify them as two of the most dangerous minds on the entire internet. Knowing what they do to strangers trying to find their lost pets on Craigslist, you can only imagine what sick, perverted shit they're doing to one another. 

Well Friday, Nick decided to admit to the world that he did the single meanest thing I've ever heard anyone admit. "Oh you hate that girl? Gonna break up with her? Actually you'll be spending the next 18 years with her, sound good?" What a sociopath. Being on mushrooms with a pal is the ultimate safe space. You can't just do 'shrooms with anyone. You have to feel a type of connection with a person to pack your bags and go on a trip together. You're taking that leap into the abyss together, and here comes Nick Turani transforming like the clown from IT into your worst goddamn nightmare. 

It doesn't even matter if it's a real story or not. BEST case scenario he's working out this bit on a crowd to see the reaction, whether or not it's over the line, before he uses this plan in real life. Worst case scenario? My coworker is the largest sociopath on the planet. The way he talks about this with no remorse is so telling about the darkness of his soul. Plus, on top of Nick revealing himself out to be a walking red flag, KB's mind was thrown into the deepest panic attack of all time. And now HIS brain is out for cold-blooded vengeance. Some real Spy vs. Spy shit. 

There are no winners in this war. Only casualties. May God have mercy on all our souls.