Donuts Are So Much Better Than Cupcakes And It Isn't Even Close

I was having this debate not too long ago and I couldn't believe my ears. I know someone, in my real life, that prefers cupcakes over donuts. Cupcakes over donuts! In America, no less! For some reason he likes biting into that weird frosting that is piled too high, yes I said it, TOO HIGH, on cupcakes. Whenever I am in a situation to eat a cupcake I'll usually remove 80% of the frosting so I can take a nice, balanced bite that includes the actual cake part of the cupcake. Otherwise why not just eat icing out of the tube? 

Now, you guys know I'm a dessert guy. Cakes, cookies, chocolates, PIES. LOVE THOSE. Love them. But it's weird how donuts became a breakfast food, shout out to the donut lobbyists big time on that one. Convincing the world a donut is a perfectly balanced breakfast? Whoever did that is honestly a top 5 most genius person to ever live. But I fucking cannot believe someone would prefer cupcakes over donuts. Ever. Even if there's a fire.

Anyway, here's part 2 of this blog, this girl!