Must Watch: Dude On ESPN Colombia Gets Completely Flattened By a Falling Wall On Live TV (He's Somehow Fine)

I will never watch this video and come away with the assurance this dude is alive. The sound and visual that crashing wall makes as it completely flattens this poor man's body is nothing short of flabbergasting and astonishing. His face hit the desk at no less than 1000 mph. The cutaway to the host who slightly jumps but somehow doesn't scream "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" and remains calm. How in the world did he keep his cool enough to take the show to commercial without raising any tone in his voice? That part might be crazier than this fella surviving the accident. That host has seen some shit and isn't phased by a thing. Co-host dies live on set, we'll take a quick break, scrape him off the desk, and be right back with a preview of tomorrow's matches. A true pro's pro. That's why ESPN Colombia is at the top of the charts. 

I'm a million miles away from the scene and I think I peed a little the first time I saw it. I mean look at this again.

Somehow. Some way. This man Carlos Orduz is completely okay. How? How could that be remotely possible? His spine is shattered. His face is no longer a face. 

But according to his colleagues he's chillin.

Well you know what that means? 

My man just hit the lotto. That lawsuit is going to pay for anything and everything he's ever wanted. All of it. I'm no lawyer, but if you get flattened like a cartoon character being run over by a truck at your workplace you're entitled to a blank check. Carlos Orduz you are one lucky son of a bitch, well done. Can't imagine how sore you're going to be tomorrow, but you sure as hell will be richer.