Ohio State Fucking Sucks - Illinois Cements My Position That They're a Bonafide #1 Seed

This isn't going to be a highlight blog. I'm not doing the twitter videos or the gifs or whatever. I'm literally here to remind you guys that Ohio State fucking sucks on levels once never seen or thought. All I've heard about Illinois is just wait just wait just wait. Well guess what assholes. No Ayo meant we absolutely skullfucked Michigan last time out. He comes back the next game and we skullfuck Ohio State. I've heard everything about Gonzaga and Baylor and Juwan Howard but not one word nationally about Brad Underwoods ability to bury your fucking program before you even have a chance to smell the goddamn flowers of life. That's Brad Underwood and I'm a proud descendant of his ability to box you out and take you out of the game. 

Honestly I don't even know what to say about this basketball team. As much as I love any basketball team of all time WITHOUT QUALIFICATIONS. They're officially on the same level to me as the '05 team now in that they'll never be forgotten. I think's a function of how long it's taken for us to get back to this level. But I also think it's because we absolutely love this Illini team and every single person I know wants to take a charge for Brad Underwood. Who wouldn't 

Bigger picture I'm going to be here all day if you want to talk shit to me. Tell Michigan to finish their fucking schedule. All these people around the big ten are taking a disgusting nap on the fact that Illinois is back and the conference goes through us now. I repeat THE CONFERENCE GOES THROUGH US NOW. You got a problem with it? Be like every other big fat soft pussy in my life and fucking cry about it. 

I'll be over here gassing cold ones waiting for the final four. 

Have a nice saturday.